One Fer Sorrow
Who pinched MadDogTed's Lucky Charms? |
Meanwhile,
MadDogTeddy, superstitious as ever, was in a fierce panic alltagather cos he couldn’t find any of his lucky
charms ta get him through the day. But then, didn’t he get an anominous call
tellen him that all his charms was beyont in the woods on top of the third tree
ta the left. So he went on his way, hopen ta find all his lucky treasures, when
what did he spot out of the corner of his eye - only Francis the Magpie. Well, the
poor little fella nearly died of the fright and dropped almost half dead on the
ground.
But then luckily didn’t MadDogTed spot a second magpie hiden in the bushes.
Fierce relieved alltagather, he was just about ta get up when out of nowhere
this squad car rattled inta the woods, swerved ta avoid me furry little pal and
rammed in ta a tree what fell on top of poor MadDogTed, knocken him out stone
cold.
Two Fer Joy
Anyways, in
the heel of the reel it transpired that the second magpie, Fidelma, had just
completed one a Goldilock’s “How ta get Yer Man” courses and on Loxy’s advice
had been stalken Francis fer weeks and plaguen him with untracable anominous
phone calls. Well, fer once, Francis was able ta identify the phone number that
mornen and called the cops. Of course, it was Loxy’s number, not Fedilma’s,
what showed up and that gallopen trollop got blamed fer the stalken and
everythin and ended up getten 7 years community service looken after needy
Teds.
On top of
all that, when the tree fell on MadDogTed, didn’t all his missen lucky charms
fall out of Francis’ nest. On hearen all this great news from his sick-bed, all
me little pal could say, “Is Friday the 13th me lucky day or wot?”