Winner announcement


  • Don't miss this UNIQUE opportunity to take part in this UNIQUE competition and win this TABLET

Win this tablet of gum.
Not actual size
Answers on a postcard, please.
May not be suitable for the denturous.
T&C may or may not apply.
May lose flavour on bedpost overnight - keep away from sheets.
Do not swallow. Mind you if you've read this far it could be a tad too late for that.
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MadDogTed is the winner by default. He thought he'd have a sneaky chew, blew a big huge bubble and now the tablet of gum - YOUR PRIZE - is stuck all over his furry little face. Any tips on how to remove gum from such a cute little pus would be appreciated. Answers on the back of a fifty euro note, please. Thnx.


4 comments:

  1. What is the question please? I have my postcard with a nice picture of mountains and a lake with swans on it. Will this help me win?

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  2. Billy Big 1's3 June 2017 at 21:56

    Pop him in a plastic bag,throw the bag in the freezer and fling the freezer into the nearest river. I wanted that prize to chew with cud with the cows in the field. I'm bullen for sure.
    Signed: Billy Big 1s

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  3. Set the moths on him, I say, SET THE FECKEN MOTHS ON HIM. Let them chew the lot of the little pest until they reach the gum. Moths don't do gum as we all know. I really wanted that prize, I know I was the only one with the right answer. Why me, why is it always me?

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  4. This is so wrong on so many levels, you Teds could get arrested for that sort of carry on. Still it is mildly funny I suppose

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